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Miscellaneous Spewage

Words & Other Ephemera,
Compulsively Cataloged by Christopher Scott Martin

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Warning: Some of the pieces on this page may be perceived as being misogynistic, homophobic, racist, anti-business, anti-government, anti-bison, generally intolerant, insensitive and sophomoric, or even worse, just plain boring.


Bad Poetry
The Bobbsey Twins
Bob, The Phlegm
The Brook Gasps
But II
Dead Goat
Five Foot Line
Fred
Fun At Auschwitz
The Girl With The Sun In Her Eyes
he yawned a big yawn
I Looked At My Computer
Injun
Limited Understandings
Masque
Red Comes As A Snake In The Night
The Rocks Awoke
A Sample Of Garbage Yet To Come
Stray Things, Colored Old & New
Stupid Things & Illusions (?)

Bard College Debris
Quotes & In-Jokes
Tray Of...

Bard Observer Articles

Issue 1:
Students Missing In Aftermath Of Snow-War

Issue 2:
Missing Students Return

Issue 3:
The Application Of Clichés To Real Life
The Decade You Love To Hate: 1975
An Experiment
Henderson Computer Center
Housing Situation Improves

Issue 4:
The Decade You Love To Hate: 1976
Landmarks: The Spirit Of The Celts
New Course Offered
Observer Launches News Satellite

Issue 5:
The Decade You Love To Hate: 1977 [part 1]

Issue 6:
Observer News Satellite On The Move

Issue 8 (The Evil Twin Issue):
Bard In Libya
Bestiality At Bard
New Course Registration Is Success

Observer Classifieds

Dreams
Undated High School Dream
January 19th, 1982
April 30th, 1982
October 27th, 1982
November 8th, 1982
November 30th, 1982
February 10th, 1983
March 23rd, 1983
April 17th, 1986
October 28th, 1986
January 31st, 2000

Other Prose
Albert Opens An Account
The Bum & The Business Man
Bushnell
But III
Chronicles Of The Bollygog
Four-Sided Circle
Love Of Chair
My Father's Radio
My Hat Fell Off
The Obsolescence Of The American Liberal Arts College
Verdict Delivered In Bizarre Gang-Rape Case


revised 20000319

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